The Fur Reaper Pet Hair Remover Glove

♻️ Reusable & Eerily Easy to Clean

Lay waste to the cursed cycle of disposable rollers. The Fur Reaper rises again and again — washable, reusable, and crafted for those who prefer their magic sustainable. When your harvest of fur is complete, simply shake it free or rinse away the remains under running water, ready to reap once more.

⚰️ Coffin-Crafted for the Darkly Inclined

Shaped like a coffin and built with an upgraded, slip-resistant grip, the Fur Reaper fits your hand like a shadow. Larger than most mortal gloves, it conquers greater realms of fabric with fewer strokes. When the ritual is done, hang it upon its bone-shaped hook — a grim trophy of your conquest.

⚡ Static Sorcery Unleashed

Summon the unseen forces of electrostatic energy. With a simple sweep, the Fur Reaper draws fur, lint, and dust as if possessed — no rolling, no wasted scrolls of sticky paper. Just a smooth, spectral clean every time.

🕸️ Comfortable for the Living (and the Dead Tired)

Forged from breathable, spirit-soft mesh, this glove grants eerie comfort through even the longest cleansing sessions. Its coffin design ensures precision as you can venture into corners as you banish pet hair from your garments and lair alike.

🐈‍⬛ Works on Every Fabric in the Realm

From velvet sofas to moonlit bedding, cloaks, carpets, and carriage seats — no surface escapes the Fur Reaper’s touch. Perfect for cat or dog familiars alike, this glove leaves your domain hauntingly pristine.

✨ One sweep. One harvest. No fur survives the Reaper.